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Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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