Vampire Tanning

the foolish act of laying out at night. Can lead to maximum whiteness.

Sally decided to go vampire tanning at 11 PM last night. She laid on a blanket in the driveway and asked me to get her a pillow.

by LUchica14 October 24, 2011

vampire tan

A person whose skin is sickly white.

I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010