Vampire Syndrome

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VS is a state of a person when he completely loses his fucking mind due to excessive watching of Vampire related movies and Tv series eg.. Twilight Saga, Eclipse,The Vampire Diaries, Vampire fucking Academy etc etc... Patient will always talk about vampires and peruse you to watch vampire related content ****warning this is a spreading syndrome ***** so always keep a distance from this person. They also love to watch Zombie related content.

This syndrome could be cured by right treatment Lock the patient in a room with no lights a bunch of real life movies lock him for about 12 hours and burn or delete all the vampire related content would help.

John : jerry is acting abnormal since he started watching vampire movies.
anna: yeah i noticed it.
john : i think he has Vampire syndrome and its getting worse.

Vampire Syndrome by Cool_Dude June 3, 2015

Words you can keep

Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes

"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."

Vampire Syndrome by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018

Vampire Syndrome

Someone who doesn't age.

Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!

Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.

(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)

Vampire Syndrome by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026