Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.

girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"

Vampire Shift by VampireShift September 17, 2011

Shaft vampire 

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed

I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude

Shaft vampire by Moose913 February 21, 2017