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Vampire Milk

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Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”
Vampire Milk by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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Vampire Milk

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Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
“Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
Vampire Milk by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020
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Milk Vampire 

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Originating in Uruguay, "Milk Vampire" is a term for a person (usually a young female) who has a thirst for semen. The Milk Vampire will stalk out his/her male prey carefully, using sly methods to trap the victim, such as hiding under tables and striking any nearby male genitalia.
The Milk Vampire doesn't bite; she sucks.
Milk Vampire by ZhuZhuz March 31, 2011
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milk vampire 

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A baby who breastfeeds.
My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!
milk vampire by csepulv August 12, 2007
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Vampire mommy milkers

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The tall vampire lady from resident evil village that we would all like to beat our meat to.
Man I’d sure love to fuck the tall vampire lady with the vampire mommy milkers
Vampire mommy milkers by Lpb February 7, 2021
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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