Valley New Year

A made up holiday for a bunch of skells to get blackout drunk and act foolish.
Takes place the night before Thanksgiving

One valley new year, somebody got thrown off a bridge.

by Ty54 November 24, 2022

valley new year

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)

Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.

by Chelovec November 22, 2018