Putnam Valley Highschool also called Pot Valley Highschool is in a quiet small town but is a very drug oriented highschool you would not want to send your kids here unless you want them to be smoking on greens
by yktv.green January 3, 2019
Also known as Vanilla Valley, RVHS in Arvada, Colorado is proudly home to the most stuck-up, rich, white teenagers in the United States. The security guards and SRO care more about students wearing hats inside than bullying or drug use, adding to the fact that cocaine addiction and vaping runs rampant, as these kid's parents will shell out money faster than they could say "White Power".
by r-gay April 4, 2018
A high school located in Germantown, Maryland. Known for being both dangerous and irrelevant in nearly all sports. Typically has gangs patrolling the hallways, a shooting/bombing threat every 1-2 weeks, and an overall atmosphere that fosters giving up on hopes and dreams. If attending this high school, I recommend a bulletproof vest as a good investment due to all the trigger-happy MS13 wannabes that want to be initiated so badly. It’s the only high school i’ve ever been to where bringing a mini-draco to school was seen as normal and was expected among some.
by Joe frm da G August 26, 2023
One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.
I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.
by fuckdisschool October 10, 2009
A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013
Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
by jimmy67483 August 22, 2011
high school in the MCPS area. known for FOOTBALL and being 13th (or somthing) most diverse school in the virginia, maryland, delaware area. ( ya look who were up against.. damascus HA) break down of population~
30%- popped collar simple plan loving preps.
30%- G-unit wannabes
15%- latino fanatics
10%- cool rock people
5%- burn outs
10%-other
so there we are.
30%- popped collar simple plan loving preps.
30%- G-unit wannabes
15%- latino fanatics
10%- cool rock people
5%- burn outs
10%-other
so there we are.
Prep- oh my good God. i must get a dooney and bourke purse
gangster- woah hoe. shut the fuck up
latino- por que?
rocker- (strumming guitar)
burn out- duuuude where am i?
other- woot woot ahhhh beep
so there we are.
gangster- woah hoe. shut the fuck up
latino- por que?
rocker- (strumming guitar)
burn out- duuuude where am i?
other- woot woot ahhhh beep
so there we are.
by kill boy power head March 5, 2005