a song by frank zappa on the cd "Strictly Commercial"
down Ventura, there she goes
she just wants some bitchin' clothes
tosses her head and flips her hair
she's got a whole lot of nothing in there
by the orange friend July 27, 2003
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an attractive girl who is prep, wears designer clothes like abercrombie, hollister,etc. (i do too but they over do it)
they act all cute and innocent on there myspaces and in front of adults, but they really want to get laid. they are sometimes really nice sometimes. and sometimes u are their shitting hole. there not too bright and wear high skirts. their vocabulary consists of "OMG" or "radical". when they fall, they ask their nearest friend, to help them up, beacause they say they are too lazy. They mainly inhabit beachy areas, like Alabama, Florida, Texas, California etc. Sometimes they love the peace symbol, and its on they myspaces, home work, binders, notes, yadayadayada.
Jordan: Hey Randy! Come over here i want to talk to you!

Randy: What!?

Jordan: Can you do me tonight, i don't have anything to do. Oh, and do you like my new outfit?

Randy: *nods yes*


Jordan: Radical! See ya tonight! *walks off and falls* Oh Brooklyn! Can you pleeeease help me up?

Brooklyn: OMG Jordan! Your peace sign! It fell out of your binder.


Jordan: Noooooo! are you kidding me???!?!?!

Brooklyn: Ya, im just jk'ing you but can you find me someone to lay tonight?



such a valley girl
by Jbown July 11, 2008
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The girls in high schools who are "popular" and think less of everyone else who is not in their circle of friends.They usually pick on and bully and alternative or non-conformists.eg.goths,emos.Everyone hates them but they think everyone likes them.
person.1-see those girls?
person.2-yeah..
person.1-i hate those Valley Girls
person.2-dosent everyone
by XXrazor_blades_slipXX April 2, 2007
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When you gag a girl with a spoon, then proceed to eat their sick with said spoon.
Guy 1: “Bro, I am so hungry right now!”
Guy 2: “I know dude, I’d like to give her The Valley Girl right now.”
Guy 1: “That’s bussin’”
by Trav n Chan October 21, 2021
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Girls who use words like random, awesome and alrite. Also concerned with fashion (coach bags) and fans of pop music that has no meaning (Brittney Speares).
by crooked j March 28, 2004
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I'm using myself as a example here. Most of us live in Los Angeles ,like myself,(Beverly Hills baby!)but there are some living in other states such as Texas. We love the color pink, celebrities( I just so totally adore Paris Hilton) and of course shopping! Like I could not live without Juicy Couture and Prada and all of the other rad designers! Also we have our own language (I know all of it) it's called Valspeak. Examples are Rad and tripendicular. Rad means good and Tripendicular really good! I like love the Movies Legally Blonde and Mean Girls! All these Chick Flicks have to be our faves! Like come on!We have our very own Movie about us , that like makes us the ultimate clique! Most of us are spoilt little brats...which includes me! I just use my Daddy's credit card, and if he dosen't give it to me I cry.... I'm a Queen Bitch too! LONG LIVE THE GREATEST CLIQUE EVER!... And hugs to my Boyfriend who put my Definition into proper English!*kiss*.
'Like OMG! How can you be wearing that dress Chantelle! It is just...just..GRODY TO THE MAX!'-Valley Girls depend on popularity, and to be popular we need to be fashionable!
by Princess Josie December 28, 2007
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