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Valdine is a very beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. Typically a very loud person with a great personality. She has a heart of gold, and has average intelligence, and is completely amazing in every way possible.they can turn your day from the worst ever to the best in a matter of seconds. just the touch of her skin can drive a man crazy. Valdine often are prepared for the future and will do anything to succeed in life. there talented, a great artist, singer, dancer, lover and so much more. Quite possibly the sexiest girl you will ever meet. Valdine also have a nice ass, nice legs, not skinny, with meat on your bones. thickness is the shit
Damn that girl is thick
"I love valdine so much!"
valdine by lovemyname May 20, 2018
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Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.
Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017
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A nice person who cares about everyone. Can be a little controling. Loves music and is very creative.One of the BEST GIRLFRIENDS there is around,if not the best.When you get on her last nerve she can become a very angry with you.
valdone
Valdone by chick17 January 7, 2012
A simple soul (usually a female) who is quiet on the outside. But really, on the inside, she is an adventurous, wild and smart person eager to do anything for anyone close to her heart.
I think that girl is really a valine on the inside.
Valine by 11alin April 17, 2021
A mans name, sweet, honest, attractive and trustworthy
Valdin is a mans name
valdin by Hot checks July 28, 2017

vardineedhi

5th lowest caste in India.

Very Low SAT score
, andAsks dumbass questions and is in love with Simran
Yo, what the fuck is "ratchet" mean?

Bruh, you just pulled a Vardineedhi.
vardineedhi by Trollersinceday1 December 12, 2013
Normally condensed to "Val" for its excessive syllable use. Commonly mistaken for two words. It is not "Val Die No," But "Val dee No." Best used to define someone of great magical skills, such as that of the Great Houdini. Other accepted form for the name is "Val-dirty," "Vallerina," "Validated."
Where did Orlando Go? He Pulled a Valdino!

What happened to Sofia, is she getting Validated?
Dude, that was sick, he just got you Val-Dirty!
valdino by Valdino December 19, 2016