When one has swagger regarding vaginas. It suggests an ability to work wonders with women; not simply sexually, but also in terms of chatting them up.
Yes, we can conclude that he has more than healthy levels of vaj swag.
by Cunnilinguist McGee June 16, 2010
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Someone who is so consumed by a girl, it is said he might as well have a vagina on his face
Tom: God, Larry is always with Rachel now
Mike: Yeah, I know what you mean. He's turning into a real Vaj Face
by jayjay201 February 28, 2009
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The Stuff (aka SMAJ) that comes out of your Vagina (aka Vaj) it's usually sticky and odorous and sits in the bottom of a horny girl's panties. The colors vary from clear to white to light yellow and is usually chunky like ricotta or cottage cheese. The odors vary depending on the recent objects put into the Vaj.
After sex i got a load of theresa's VAJ SMAJ. It smelled like fish and i played with it for a while because it stuck on everything like the rubber hand prizes at a dentist's office.
by Mildew Sexlagyi March 8, 2008
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A word to describe a car that is really fly and will pick up shit-loads of birds.
It is also the name of Lance Kidneys car.
Terrance: Did you see Lance's Vaj-Wagon.
Percy: Yea Boy, I wish I was Lance Kidney.
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This term is used to describe toto's (vaginas) who need vaj rejuv(Vaginal Rejuvenation). They are washed up and can use some "rejuvenation". This term is mostly applied to people in a negative way saying that they are annoying,old, or worn out and need to be fixed.
Wow... that toto Kimberly Jones really needs vaj rejuv.
by Totius johnson January 19, 2011
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The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!
by Talbot a. Sanders October 14, 2008
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Someone who eludes vaj
"Dude, why is that guy dancing by himself?"

"Must be a Vaj Eluder"
by The F Man March 24, 2009
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