vahit 

A smart, funny and good looking person who obviously has a towering dick and compared to everyone is a fucking badass. Legends say he’s the alpha and the omega

Vahit: Yo
Girls: *Gets wet*
Abood: *Gets wet*

vahit by Vahyeet the god March 24, 2019

vahit 

a person with good looking hair, licking his own dick for a too long period turning gay for no reason

hey look, this is a vahit, he turned out to be a faggot after sucking his own dick

vahit by iknowvahit November 20, 2016

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vagitarian 

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

vanitys enemy 

A famous GDer whose claim to fame was not absurd picdrops or by titling herself a Prommie. Vanitys Enemy instead gained GD recognition by having a voluptuous body and a Megan Fox resemblance. She is one of the more intelligent and friendly GDers and is also a Trekkie nerd. Her topics are always very popular and a topic about her breasts once received over 250 replies.

The GD is slow today, I am reluctant to see a topic from Vanitys Enemy.

Vanitys Enemy is smoking hot and looks like Megan Fox.

vanitys enemy by Daily GDer October 29, 2010

vanity crush 

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011