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The act of pushing ones weiner and balls back between his legs and squeezing his legs shut; hence, the appearance of a vagina as the weiner and balls are hiding towards the butt. Usually works better when standing, as it makes one stand awkwardly like an embarassed naked woman.
Tom pulled a vagina man on the bus ride. John is not gay; however, he said Tom would be a hot chick.
by Lost Almost August 17, 2010
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The savor of a women whose vagina's are getting raped. Usually gives women a fuck only if they're hot. He flies around looking for any villains committing a sexual contact crime. He works with penis girl the savor of penises when men are getting raped by women. They work together to defeat sexual crime and to destroy their evil nemesis IRON DICK who has a dick 10 to 12 feet long metal dick with unknown technology. (do not protect he cities from regular crimes for example: bank robberies).
Oh no, my vagina's getting raped ahhhhhh. Oh look up in the sky. Is it a bird?, is it a plane?, no, it's Vagina Man!!! yay
by you dont gots to knows June 10, 2009
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Related to the words penisman and peniswoman, this word is always serious. One NEVER uses this seriously. If you are called a vaginaman, you should really reconsider your lifestyle....seriously.

Pronounced: Vu-jine-uh-min
Let's leave, that damn vaginaman doesn't wanna drink.

Hey vaginaman, lemme know when you get your balls back!

Holy shit dude. That's literally the gayest thing I've ever heard. You are a damn vaginaman...and we're not friends.
by Tha Cannon February 19, 2010
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when a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs, making it look like he's got just a bush
That was kinda gross in The Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill did the vaginaman.
by Eduardo Lopeze June 24, 2005
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The legendary hero, Vagina Man has no arms but carries a large flag and stands for liberation.

He stands for the rights of vaginas everywhere.
"Vagina Man? He's a vagina and he's holding a flag. What more is there? .. and he is holding a flag."
by kclepi March 07, 2008
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