When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.
Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

by FAPFAPFAPFAP November 14, 2008
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A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
by Bigboi7777 April 26, 2011
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A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men
by QweneT to u bitch October 29, 2023
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