Vagina Cakes

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A two-word phrase used as an entertaining filler during a conversation. It is NOT commonly used to revitalize a dead conversation. Rather, it is used to liven up an already good conversation or to emphasize that the listener (the one using the phrase) has stopped listening or is ready to change the subject.

Woman: "I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten all day. What should we have for dinner tonight?"
Man: "Vagina cakes."

Vagina Cakes by Ryan H. Stone January 4, 2009

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Vagina Cakes

(Noun) Dried residue left upon the panties of a female after a night of hot sex. Also used as muffin topping in germany.

I had a stellar vagina cakes muffin in Frankfurt last week.

Vagina Cakes by Stafford154 January 20, 2006

Related Words

Vagina Cakes • Vagina Cake Hat • Vagina cup cake • vaginacales • Vagina • vagina balls • vagina face • vagina boobs • vagina dentata • Vagina Blood Fart

Vagina Cake

Seattle, Washington.

Vagina Cake is when you stack multiple girls on top of each other, hence assembling a vagina cake, now you just need to add the icing.

"I stacked em up and had myself a vagina cake."

Vagina Cake by Osama Been Laughin March 29, 2009

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

Vagina Cake Hat by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010

Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

Vagina-cake by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012

vagina cake

the female of the species one would prefer to have sex with, a pretty face, hot but a bit on the chunky side.

adriana looks all that but laetitia takes the vagina cake.

vagina cake by darth.jesus April 25, 2006

Vagina cup cake

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.

"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"

Vagina cup cake by puss-icer69 June 5, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026