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Vagijuana 

Marijuana that is mixed with dried blood from a womans vagina. Gets you stoned to the bone.
My grilfriend doesn't know it yet, but i took her blood last night and made some vagijuana, then got so fucking stoned!!!!!!!!!
Vagijuana by StonedMeatman June 1, 2011
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canadian vaginanapped 

having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.
My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.

Vagibanana 

The enlarged clitoris of a hermaphrodite, resembling a banana.
My, your vagibanana is rather firm today.

vagianatarine 

A Badass bumpersticker, discribing someone who is a pussy crusher
Stevie:Dude alex look.
Alex: wut.
Stevie:At the back of that car.
Alex:lol.
Danny:im a vagianatarine .
Stevie:Alex watch the rr.
*car hits wall Danny dies*
vagianatarine by fiero man January 14, 2008

Vagianal 

when you fukin her in the cunt and instantly swipe ya big dicker mobamba in her front back, letting her screaming while trying to keep in a huge quantity of hot shit
Chad:"I vagianalized this bitch like

Kowalski does with the facts"
Shaggy:"aight fam, 2 in the pinkish and 1

in what stinks
Vagianal by Bijuramenmdfka July 26, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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