Vader Choke

The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.

1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch

2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.

by Adroa July 14, 2009

Choke the Vader

V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"

Bob: Hey, Dave, what did you do last night?

Dave: Oh, I Choked the Vader to that new porno I bought

Bob: That sounds full of win, I think I'll go Choke the Vader now

by PS2luvr April 26, 2009