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VSJ is a Virtual Strip Joint where instead of going to a strip joint, the strip joint comes to you, on your device. The biggest advantage of VSJ is that it has no VIP, so its equal for all. VSJ is like a nightclub or an establishment where striptease is performed and popcorn is provided for entertainment.
Mariano couldn't go to a strip club, so he had a session of VSJ right at his home.
VSJ by Matt_TheGerman March 24, 2019
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VSJ stands for Virtual Slug Jousting, this is when 2 guys video call each other and thrust their gentlemanly genitals at the screen in order to knock their opponents connection offline. The victor is the one who stays connected
Mate, was doing some VSJ last night and took down 4 connections. New record
VSJ by Cgwatts October 12, 2021
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