That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.
Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.
by kurtz December 30, 2015
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When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.
by Schismrobo December 13, 2008
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Vaush Derangement Syndrome.
A term derogatory term used by Vaush watchers when confronted on literally anything. A play on the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome” from a supposedly “leftist” streamer community. The term accurately describes the mental state of the vaush fanbase when they are presented with any form of evidence which disagrees with king tubby himself. Those who use the the term VDS think anyone to the left of them is a Tankie as their brains have been turned to mush
Evil Tankie: Isn’t it weird after doing a pro-palestine fundraiser Vaush invited on Pro-Israel Ethnonationalist Anime Girl to ramble about “self determination of israel” to continue to be a settler colonial state and not once disagreed with any point she made?
Vaush Simp: heh classic VDS… your missing the CONTEXT
by Evil Tankie January 11, 2022
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An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.
"Hey, wanna hang?"

"Cant.. i watching VD."

"VD?"

"Shh.. no text. distracting me."

"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."
by HB loves HP November 8, 2011
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a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease
Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.
by Pompous Smurf October 14, 2006
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A VD Slut is a chick that is a major whore, and has like a million different venereal diseases.
"I hate that fucking VD Slut. She's so fuckin' slutty I got herpes just looking at her."

"That bitch is such I VD Slut, their no way I would screw her."
by Mike Oxbig February 23, 2005
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" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."
by Amanda Bucket July 9, 2010
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