An invention by the Japanese during World War II. They were used to rape American and British women left at home by their boyfriends and husbands. None were ever caught because they would commit suicide if found, but most others were stealthy and got in and out in 2 minutes tops. Knew such moves as the "Ninja Star," "Way of the Warrior," and "Crotch in Tiger, Hide My Dragon." They are the exact opposite of Vag Pirates who were only in it for the booty.
Boy 1: Dude, I was doing Jen, and i came really fast... like 30 seconds.
Boy 2: Well, you are Japanese, you may be a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Really? I wasn't trained or anything.
Boy 2: As long as it's in your blood, you're a Vag ninja.
Boy 1: Well, I did hear my parents have sex and they were done in 10 seconds...
Boy 2: That sucks. Small penis and you finish early...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!