V Scale 

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.

Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.

V Scale by Observant at all times October 17, 2008

V-scale  

The ugliness factor in a girl. Add as many v's necessary to the word gov to accurately describe her ugliness

"ewewewewewew dont look now i see a 100 thousand on the v-scale coming our way!"

V-scale by The Brown Kid December 7, 2006