used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them

"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis

"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022