like that of a leech or a teething infant. Urgles usually involve two people. One person urgles his/her friend, the most common place to get urgled is on the arm or shoulder.
A person who is not blessed with good aesthetics and struggles to find self confidence. An "Urgle" can also be referred to as a "grimple" or "gronk". They are simply an uglydumb founded person.
Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.
"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.