When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.
"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"
by ThatMusicGuy1176 November 11, 2015
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noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."
by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013
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When ya get really horny and want to jerk off
After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge
by Anigger7 January 30, 2017
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The urge to sing Irish songs and do Irish things once alcohol is consumed. Side effects include knowing the words to songs you don’t know when you’re sober and going for red heads.
Wow look at Brailen. His Irish urge is so big tonight that he’s cheating on his girlfriend with that redhead he was jigging with!
by shutupbrailen January 9, 2022
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Wanting to have sex; desire for intercourse; horny.
Hey honey, come over here, I gots the urge to merge!
by Ignatz April 12, 2008
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The need to defecate. Title of an Ed Wood film.
I can't go on: I've got the Sinister Urge.
by taffeny June 1, 2011
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