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A website where every word is sexual shit but occasionally you can find slang terms that aren’t defined on google if you ain’t with the times and still use the word “tubular” like some boomer.
“I tried to use Urban Dictionary for a generally nice seeming word and found some real bad shit...”
by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 03, 2021
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A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
by Dan December 08, 2004
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A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.

"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"

2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.

3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:

"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"

4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.

Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
by Fooby June 08, 2004
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Urbandictionary is what you get
when you cross wikipedia
with mental retardation.
"The downside to urbandictionary's inclusionist approach and unexacting quality control is a low signal to noise ratio and – by Wikipedia standards – wall-to-wall vandalism."
by wahmqiim June 11, 2006
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Mostly people who just want to share their ridiculous slang words, to enhance the English language.

However; often used as a way for jealous or angsty people to post hate towards whom ever they wish with impunity (by way of anonymity). Examples can be found in posts for almost all stereotypes (hip, goth, emo, rocker, skater. etc), almost all nationalities, bands or music groups, and basically any thing that anyone could feel threatened by. When searching for a hate message or angst filled reply, look for the following:

- The entire entry written in first person form from the poster. Often in a way that makes the poster seem superior to the crowd they are defining

ie>

"(insert defined group here): hello nice day were having
(insert poster here): Fuck you (defined group here), your not (positive adjective)!"

- A lack of any real knowledge on the subject other than that already known to the general public. Also contains a combination of personal opinions in as a fact on the topic matter.

ie>

"Britney spears sucks and she can't sing. Blond haired bimbo whos music is awful and whos followers don't know sh*t."

- Anyone who writes anything claiming to know the real truth. Most common in music postings. It's a way of saying mainstream or well known artists or opinions are always bad/wrong. The argument can't be maintained since music is a personal choice and as such how good or bad any piece of music is can only be determined by the individual.

ie>

"50 Cent blows and only if you listen to MF Doom you are sick."

"If you like Pulp fiction and have never even heard of Trainspotting your obviously don't know shit."

- Politics coming into play. For a definition politics play no bearing, only the represented fact. Even while describing politically charged term no politics should be permitted to taint the description.

ie>

"Neocons want to destory the whole world with their wars and military industrial complex."

opposed with,

"Neocons are often pro war and defend establishment and maintenance of the military industrial complex."

- Lastly; Racism. Avoid it. People can't help how they are born, make fun of them for choice they do make.

ie>

"Fuck (insert race/gender/colour/sexual orientation/looks/height/or anything genetically predisposed)"

There is hope though. As an Urban dictionary poster, you can avoid all of the aforementioned pitfalls by just following these easy rules:

1) Don't assume your better than anyone else.

2) Write down what you know and don't speculate on anything.

3) Exclude your personal opinion.

4) Use a spell check.

Knowledge is power. Misinformation is cancer.
A lot of posts on Urban Dictionary could be re-written or deleted off this web site. Specifically anything which doesn't add anything to a definition.
by iRant May 06, 2009
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A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
by 12 year old with some logic August 08, 2010
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An online slang dictionary in which approximately 80% of all words and definitions are sexually related.
"Hey, what in the hell is an Alaskan Firedragon?"
"Dunno, try looking it up at UrbanDictionary.com"
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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