uranium fever 

a song by elton britt made popular by the fallout franchise

Well, I don't know, but I've been told
Uranium ore's worth more than gold
Sold my Cad', I bought me a Jeep
I've got that bug and I can't sleep

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I had talk with the AEC*
And they brought out some maps that looked good to me
And one showed me a spot that he said he knowed
So I straddled my Jeep and headed down the road

I reckon I drove about 100 miles
Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
When all of sudden I bounced to a stop

At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

Well I took my Geiger and I started to climb
Right up to the top where I thought I'd find
A hunk of rock that would make it click
Just like I'd read about Vernon Pick

On the second day, I made the top
And I'm tellin' you, Steve, I was ready to stop
The only clickin' that I heard that day
Was the bones in my back that had gone astray

Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down
eh its to long just look up the song

uranium fever by qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}| March 21, 2022

Uranium Fever 

Uranium fever is another word for cancer, usually used after someone has been through chemo therapy. Particularly used as an insult.

Teacher: Max won't be coming to school for a week, he has just been through chemo therapy.

Alex: Max just has Uranium Fever lol.

Uranium Fever by Dakiji November 8, 2018

uranium fever 

When you're falling for someone you shouldn't have any interest in at all. You liking them is toxic to you but you can't help it.

I know me and my ex are better off apart but I can't help but feel like I want her back... I have uranium fever for her bad...

uranium fever by Dickybitch April 12, 2016