Ur mom

A comeback that works for everything

Dude youre so bad at life!
ur mom is bad at life.

by UmmTheUsernamesAreAllTaken January 9, 2016

Ur mom

Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!

Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom

Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!

by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020

Ur mom

Gay

Your mom gay

by Recreational Wizard May 19, 2018

Ur mom

A word that a person uses mostly when u ask a question.

" Hey what do you want to do?" "UR MOM"

by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016

Ur mom

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022

Ur mom

A simplistic insult used when all your ripostes have failed. Used commonly at school, chatrooms, and the comments on YouTube.

Ur mom's an example.

The above is how ur mom is used.

by BondFan4518 October 9, 2008

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021