upsidedowner 

When a person lays on their back on a bed with their head hanging off the side. Then gives their male partner an upside down blow job. This is done right if the mans balls lay on the other person's nose.

Fawn was feeling frisky and gave Fred an upsidedowner. He was pleasantly surprised.

upsidedowner by Bunnehop September 15, 2012

Dick UpsideDowner 

Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.

"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."

Dick UpsideDowner by WiltMichaels March 29, 2021

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

upsidedown sandwich 

1. A thing or situation that is unimportant, but when it is performed incorrectly, it is disturbing to the viewer.

2. Doing something the wrong way, when there is no right or wrong way.

Comes from resting a hamburger on a bun upsidedown after taking a bite.

Hanging the toilet paper the wrong way is like an upsidedown sandwich to Bill.

upsidedown sandwich by rpetras May 14, 2008

upsidedown muffin 

a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf

b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly

if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem

upsidedown muffin by Uncle Dimma July 26, 2014

Upsidedown Jellyfish 

The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.

Okay, so you've tried the lotus but whatchoo know 'bout that upsidedown jellyfish girl?!

Upsidedown Jellyfish by Buster Grand May 25, 2014

Upsidedown Catfish 

A sex position for two lesbian women. One female is upside-down with her head in the toilet while the other is eating out her asshole. The upside-down female must have a hairy vagina to give the appearance of cat whiskers on the standing female.

Damn girl, We totally pulled an UPSIDEDOWN CATFISH last night, and that shit was good!

Upsidedown Catfish by OozingTwat6 June 20, 2011