Upside-Down Circle

A perfect circle that goes against the traditional norms of not having a proper "Top, Bottom, or Side" and instead live their lives upside-down. These types of circles are near impossible to discern from those who conform to the standard rules of circultry, as the only true difference exists only on a social level and not physical. These circles are frequently found flipped vertically, with their "top" touching the ground and their "bottom" aiming straight up. Similar in concept to a he/him lesbian albeit only exhibited by perfect circles rather than humans without self-awareness. In some cases the two terms may be swapped, usually in the form of sarcasm, or to poke fun at any instance of contradicting traits.

"He's a solid color on the inside, and a solid border on the outside; I don't get what he means when he says he's an "Upside-Down Circle." "
"It's not supposed to make sense, Cheren. I'm an upside-down circle and you just have to accept that."

Upside-Down Circle by Fat ol chongus August 19, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012