Everybody goes to take michael's mum up the bum while he watches in dispair.
Then he decides to go take some tall dark and hansome man up the bum in a dark alleyway, allllll night long. Bless his little gay soul
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.