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University of Minnesota

A huge state University populated by Minnesotans and Midwesterners. There are many schools inside this great institution including Institute of Technology which is dorky except for the Honors group which drinks. There is also the Carlson School of Management which is full of douchbags. There is also the College of Liberal Arts which focused on history and writing and things like that. It is really cold at the University of Minnesota so bring a jacket. Also there are some really smart people at this school so watch out, they'll set the curve.
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University of Minnesota

a place where lame bitchez go to school
"oh Im a lame bitch"
"Where do you go to school"
"the University of minnesota duh"

University of Minnesota Rochester 

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

University of Minnesota Duluth 

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.
Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026