unicorn meat 

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

unicorn meat by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

Unicorn Meat 

A slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high. Commonly used around people who you want to hide the fact that your smoking weed from (parents, siblings, nosy friends, etc.)

Yo Deon we should eat some unicorn meat this friday!
(Yo Deon we should smoke some weed this friday!)

That unicorn meat had me so full I was giggling.
(That weed had me so high I was giggling.)

Unicorn Meat by Iluvweed220 October 25, 2011

Unicorn meat 

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

Unicorn meat by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019