He pulled an Unguez!
by International Man of MysteryII October 4, 2011
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After he pulled his damp birches from his sweaty (__X__) he spread an unguent to soothe the chafing. Aahh!
Door to door sales of the unguent advertised in the back of "BoysLife" proved dismal; the young sales lad said, "It doesn't sell like 'hotcakes' at all; it sells like mud!'
Door to door sales of the unguent advertised in the back of "BoysLife" proved dismal; the young sales lad said, "It doesn't sell like 'hotcakes' at all; it sells like mud!'
by Bixterboy November 26, 2010
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- You know that Bobby is Ungezarutated
by bobbygivemebackmyfivedollars November 28, 2019
Get the Ungezarutated mug.Unguen is the best motherfucking person In the world. There is only one in this world. He usually is kind of dumb, but on the inside we all think is very smart. He talks a lot about palyboi carti, his idol. He is very handsome to, a lot of people envy him.
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