unguent: an odorous semisolid concoction of wax, fat or petroleum jelly (liquefying at bodytemperature and often containing medication) applied externally as a remedy or for soothing an irritation.
After he pulled his damp birches from his sweaty (__X__) he spread an unguent to soothe the chafing. Aahh!
Door to door sales of the unguent advertised in the back of "BoysLife" proved dismal; the young sales lad said, "It doesn't sell like 'hotcakes' at all; it sells like mud!'
Unguen is the best motherfucking person In the world. There is only one in this world. He usually is kind of dumb, but on the inside we all think is very smart. He talks a lot about palyboi carti, his idol. He is very handsome to, a lot of people envy him.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.