BolloxTheBrave's definitions

Uncircumsized

Penis that still has the foreskin so the head is far too sensitive, especially in young men, resulting in a hair-trigger. Being uncircumsized also results in the accumulation of smegma under the foreskin which is likely to make any jizz gobbler throw up their lunch when they encounter it.

Jenny: Ooh he's cute
Sasha: Yeah, but his uncircumsized manhood looks like a sausage with a roll neck sweater on.

by BolloxTheBrave March 6, 2009

Teabag

Crotch area of see through or lace panties, especially with plenty of pubic hair inside.

REAL:
Stripper to bouncer: Jo, this guy touched me on my teabag n' now he won't pay.

by Bolloxthebrave March 6, 2009