To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 5, 2015
Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
by Peyton Clark September 25, 2015
someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?
Super Smash Bros Ultimate can improve in some ways
by Gamer222 December 21, 2021
the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 22, 2010
A debate as old as time between Mutaz and Aws to see who is more mongoli, an answer that even the troops could not reach as it remains inconclusive yet the battle rages on.
by Fursan Al Leil August 29, 2023