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Uberdictorian 

noun

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation, normally known as the Valedictorian, is crushed on stage due to the sheer presence of the Uberdictorian.

In American colleges and some academies and high schools, the student who pronounces the valedictory oration at the annual commencement or graduating exorcises of his class, is normally sacrificed in the vicinity of the Uberdictorian: usually chosen as the scholar bearing the highest rank in the graduating class, as the best representative, for various reasons, of the whole class, or as otherwise worthy of special distinction with IQ levels over 9000.

The Uberdictorian at the apex of academic valor doesn't just know everything, everything knows the Uberdictorian.
The Uberdictorian is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

I lost my son to the presence of the Uberdictorian today at graduation, but it was worth it.

The Uberdictorian's tears cure cancer. Too bad they have never cried.
Uberdictorian by Max_Power_ November 26, 2022
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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