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USA Ultimate (USAU) 

Noun: The US governing body for ultimate that charges amateur athletes to play organized frisbee. This money pays mostly for USAU staff to arbitrarily tell teams to change their names.

Banned Team Names Include:
Pits and Pendulums, Truck Stop Glory Hole, Heva Havas, Smoke Shack, Ambiguously Grey, Bohica, Whoreshack, Meth, Hot Box

Acceptable Team Names Include:
Hucking Fooligans, Yo, Mother Fucker, Go Horizontal, Cockfight, Mamabird, Potlatch, Key Party
"The sport and players take pride in self-officiating, but the USA Ultimate (USAU) takes pride bossing its paying customers around."
- Steve
USA Ultimate (USAU) by ultiplayer September 7, 2013

Point USA 

If you look down from a hill on a city or town & the lights like a map of the USA!
I love going to Point USA! It's So Cool!
Point USA by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Pussytown, USA 

Anyplace a person can go where getting laid is almost guaranteed.
We should hit that joint man, it’s smack in the middle of Pussytown, USA.
Pussytown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

Dogville, USA 

Any given town in the US that is overrun with dogs.
Jeez, I can’t hear a single word over all that crazy barking; we must be smack in the middle of Dogville, USA!
Dogville, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Surf Party USA 

The new way to say off the hook according to Tracy Jordan on 30 rock
Liz-This party has to be off the hook!
Tracy-People don't say that anymore! they say surf party USA!

-how was the party last night?
-it was surf party USA!
Surf Party USA by 30rockfan11 January 4, 2011