urinal cake

The thing in stand-up pissers that stops it from reeking. Poisonous if eaten.

Those Urinal Cakes smell like flowers.

by Rock On April 27, 2003

urinal cake

A rare delicacy found in the waterfountains in the men's restroom. It has a very pleasent crunch and a tiggly aftertaste, although it makes your mouth a little blue afterwards.

"I'd like a urinal cake for dessert!"
"Um... sir..."

by Globblermabobblerma goo goo dolly wacker cha cha cha charmine! July 28, 2005

Urinal Cake

Probably the greatest band ever to have formed at Alma College.

"What is that Urinal Cake I hear? I think I just creamed myself."

by beejer March 26, 2008

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.

"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."

by Canabalooza December 16, 2002

Urinal Cake

Found in the urinals of public bathrooms, most commonly used as an aiming device. Sometimes also used as a means of "payback" toward unwanted employees.

"Sometimes I like to pee in a circle around the urinal cake." OR "Get your ass in that bathroom and change out the damn urinal cakes!"

by HamDude September 8, 2008

Urinal Cake

Whenever a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth and she holds the semen in her mouth. The man then proceeds to pee in her mouth. Creating a urinal cake made of sperm.

"Jesse shot a huge urinal cake into my mouth last night"

by Beckers December 20, 2014

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003