A school without attractive people. After attending this school one will be diagnosed with the Triton Eye. The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.
An example of the Triton Eye would be looking at a girl and thinking I would have sex with her (but dear God you know you dont want to).
by Jacob May 05, 2005
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A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.
I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.
by Tzeentch May 25, 2007
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University of California of the Socially Dead
Where do you go to school? I go to UCSD. Oh I'm sorry dude, you go to University of California of the Socially Dead, that sucks.
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UCSD from the transfer student point of view. If you go here as a transfer student (if you are a Californian) you did not get in to UCLA or UCB. You are very bitter over this fact and walk around mad at the world. Every time you drive down Sunset Blvd. past UCLA you get a tear in your eye.

You wish there was affirmative action for Caucasian girls. You are in shock when you go to SDSU and see all those cute girls.
You have a sandwich at Subway, and realize all the girls are nerdy Asian types.

You hate walking uphill by the library.

One more crappy weekend hanging out at crappy Gaslamp clubs.

You pray you get into UCB or UCLA for grad school.

Other people always know UCSD was you third choice.
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A pompous, self-promoting institution located in La Jolla, CA. Considers itself a big deal, but really isn't anything special. Also pretends to be in San Diego to hide the fact that it's incredibly boring and devoid of attractive females.
You're going to UCSD? Haha, you're going to get the Triton Eye!
by Down with UCSD July 03, 2006
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One of the schools in the University of California system. Occupied mainly by Asians, Ugly Girls, and all around Nerds. It has an ugly campus located in La Jolla where there is basically nothing to do past dark. UCSD is currently attempting to eliminate every program that is not strictly academic. On the bright side, academically UCSD exceeds all other colleges in San Diego. But if you're looking to have fun and get an education in San Diego, SDSU is the better choice.
Tina: Hey, did you get accepted into UCSD?
Cindy: Yeah, but I'm going to State instead.
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University of California at San Diego is located in Torrey Pines a part of La Jolla, CA. A beautiful, yet listless/dead/lame campus with self described smart people that are afraid of socializing outside a labratory.

Houses a single gender of Tritons, see smart people that do not venture more than 4 miles from campus. Students are not known to have any social skills and the College Board and the US Congress is questioning whether to allow UCSD to use the term College or University due to lack of Sports, Parties, Fraternities and exposure to true diversity.

UCSD students are absolutely afraid of a typical college student, see sdsu and usd and they are known to self destruct when mixed with alcohol and large parties see wet my pants. Most students go home every weekend to mow their parent's lawn and program the VCR while hoping the girl/boy from the 8th grade that laughed at them has changed their mind.

The typical UCSD student cannot relate to 95% of the US population; A culture that that enjoys, music, friends, football and diversity. A typical UCSD student has at one time used lab equipment as sex-toy see inverted test tube and oftens dream that oh-so-sexy labratory equipment could pass for a boyfriend.

Approximately 7% of UCSD girl students venture to a real diverse college see sdsu and enjoy drinking small quantities of alcohol and having semi-conscious sex with multiple partners. Of these 50% of the girls continue to have multiple sexual partners from sdsu and are known as simply, 'that crazy stanky ho from UCSD that cannot get enough'.

Approximately 97% of UCSD male students are virgins and spend greater than 50% of their monthly discretionary cash on hookers in Tijuana. Approximately 99% of UCSD men will marry the first american women they sleep with that is not a paid sexual participant.

Of the group of people think that UCSD is a good social environment, they were most likely not accepted at UCLA, UC Berkley, The Ivy leagues and SDSU.

Most Popular Courses at UCSD

How to tell if a girl is hot
How to respond when a girl rubs your nuts
How to drink more than 2 beers
Why College Football is fun
How to crash partis at SDSU and get in
Why College is supposed to be fun

Large Real Estate Devlopers are petitioning the government to convert UCSD into a catholic high school and an extesnion of SDSU, so at least some sex and partying would be happening in La Jolla.
That kid is from UCSD and just had his second beer, just leave him by the curb!

Her boyfriend from UCSD showed up and started staring at my nuts, we clocked his ass and left him near Monty Montezuma

I learned a lot at college at UCSD, but my boss went to SDSU

My parents decided it would be better I go somehwere besides UCSD, They say the Triton Eye will make sure I end up with an ugly women

Darling, if the guys at your college (UCSD) are all dweebs and possibly gay, you should take the trolley to state and find a nice all american guy that will be fun when you bring him home--and cute!!
by sdsujimmy August 08, 2006
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