UCSB girl

Girls with a compilation of mpd's, multiple personality disorders, or probably the better acronym for munching penis daily. These girls might say they love their man, or might say they're not like 'those other girls', but given the proper setting, influential ho of a friend, or a sip of rasberrty smirnoff and these girls will transform into the great white of dick eaters making it possible for everyone in your crew to get laid; possibly all by the same girl, in the same night.

visiting friend: hey that girl's pretty cute over there, but I think she has a bf; You think i have a chance?

ucsb friend: dude, she's a UCSB girl, there's a reason why her bf isn't here. Just compliment her shoes, tell her nobody has to know, and most importantly that college is a learning experience.

UCSB girl by HOtamer September 7, 2006

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UCSB girl

girl that seem to have an addiction to raw cock.OTHERWISE why would you study in UCSB, if you know that guys there likes to surf AND get laid? cos they like penis! they like that. yeah they like that! yeah! yeah! yeah...

What's you name babe?
Sandra.
Where are you from?
Nor cal, but i go to college in SB.
Biiiiiingoooo!
What?
Nothing, nothing...

UCSB girl by davidthepenisslapper November 20, 2004

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UCSB girl • ucsb • ucsb boy • UCSB reject

[UCSB] Girl

A woman who is strong, intelligent, independent, and delightful. This lady knows how to party and can still have good grades in the process. Although some may say UCSB girls are sleazy, those people have not met a true Gaucho woman. Be careful though, because UCSB girls will break your heart.

That UCSB girl has a better G.P.A than me!

A UCSB girl is incredibly beautiful!

I wish my girlfriend was a fine & smart UCSB girl!

[UCSB] Girl by Brenda Yellow August 9, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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