by Bifloman September 29, 2006
by That1kidonxbox March 15, 2018
by partyfox January 18, 2020
noun. a dangerous driver. Self-centered, makes sudden lane changes, doesn't signal, passes on right, will 'close the gap' if you signal to pass someone and would eventually pull in front of him/her, passes 3 cars at once on one lane road with on-coming traffic, will pull into a parking spot you're waiting for...freeway surfer. Usually drives an older model BMW that was bought used. (not always, but likely, of type A Blood group)
by quassel September 15, 2006
by The Real Christian E. May 1, 2022
on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.
by jezzabee January 10, 2010
When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.
Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...
Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?
Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.
Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing
Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.
Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...
Levi: Haha. That makes sense.
Darren: Done.
Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?
Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.
Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing
Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.
Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...
Levi: Haha. That makes sense.
Darren: Done.
by Darren Besert November 27, 2017