Two Pumps 

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

Two Pumps by Two Pumps December 20, 2008

two-pumps 

done in two pumps

Neil "two pumps" kendrick

two-pumps by Wayne jackson May 13, 2004

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

Timmy Two Pumps 

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

Timmy Two Pumps by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Two Pump Dump 

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014

Two Pump Chump 

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

Two Pump Chump by KHD August 2, 2003