twizzo

a good ass friend

aye twizzo, how u been blud

by quakershaker May 22, 2023

twizzo

A smaller then average, but larger then a pinner marijuana cigarette.

Hey bruh, I have this bag of shake, let’s combine and roll a twizzo.

by Busa_rob January 11, 2020

twizzy

a nickname used like twin originated by yeat

sheryl: “son where was you at last night?”

john: “i was hangin around w my twizzy, my spider.”

by $URREAL June 1, 2021

Twizzy

“Twizzy” refers to the word twin. word created by rap artist Yeat.

Twizzy servin’ chickens like he work at canes

by jbandz445 May 27, 2021

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

Twizz

Best friend. Play on “twin”

You not my twizz you not my twin you not my bro

by Twizzyrichent August 31, 2021

twazzockwidget

Twazzockwidget is a portmanteau word made by combining 3 separate words. Twazzock is said to be derived from combining twat in the sense of a general insult with wazzock, a word from the north of England which means a foolish or inept person.

Added to these is the word widget, a general-purpose term for any hypothetical object to give twazzockwidget.
A twazzockwidget is therefore a person, usually one in a position of authority, whose presence somehow causes the level of competency to be lowered in anyone they have dealings with.

"Who's in charge on your nightshift tomorrow?"
"Don't ask, it's that bloody Martine again!"
Oh dear! No matter how well prepared the place is or who else is working, there is always something that goes badly wrong when that twazzockwidget is in charge!"

by Tumshie November 24, 2011