Twitter Lie
When you tweet something that you know isn't true just because you're on twitter and you think no one will notice
Twitter Lie by chillette August 7, 2011
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Twitterlingus by Joeyar April 19, 2009
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Twitterflies
Noun: The upset stomach you may experience when about to see someone that you are twitterpated with (see twitterpated definition if you have not experienced this first-hand). Similar to butterflies, but much more intense and uncomfortable. Usually occurs about 30-60 minutes prior to the date, and diminishes about 30 minutes into the date, if it is going well.
Example of usage: I wish they would sell something over the counter to take for twitterflies, because they are a nuisance and I experience them everytime I am going to see Harold.
Twitterflies by lcc January 17, 2006
Twitterlight Zone
When a show (such as an awards show) comes on in one timezone and you are forced to relive it over and over in your Twitter timeline until it comes on in your own timezone in which case you barely even want to watch it because you already know how it ends, yet you do watch it only to give your own snarky commentary.
At the MTV Music Awards, when Taylor Swift was interrupted by Kanye West, the Twitter universe lit up. People in the West Coast with East Coast People in their timelines were forced to see rolling tweets about what happened in their timeline for 3 hours prior to actually viewing the awards show.
@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."
2 hours later....
@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
@Blahchick80: "Oh hell naw, I can't believe Kanye did that sh*t to Taylor Swift!!"
@Teddybearcutie:"What did he do?"
@Blahchick80:"Ain't you watching the MTV awards?"
@Teddybearcutie:"Hell, naw, it's only 8pm here"
@Redgurl85:"If I was Taylor, I woulda kicked his ass!"
@Teddybearcutie "I gotta log off, this is the Twitterlight Zone..."
2 hours later....
@Teddybearcutie:"That Kanye is a real bastard, I would have punched him in the face if he did that to me"
@Redgurl85:"What, you're just now watching that? I swear, you West Coast people are so slooooww."
@Teddybearcutie: "STFU before I punch you in the face."
Twitterlight Zone by Yomamaeatsbizkits February 5, 2010
Twitterling
The creatures that inhabit the land of Twitter. Constantly posting their every action, hoping that someone will care and acknowledge their existence.
Marry- It's been far too long since I tweeted something
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!
-last tweet was 12 seconds ago-
Bill- Marry you're such a Twitterling! Come back to Earth!
Twitterling by Areano23 August 31, 2012
twitterlicious
Anything so delicious that you are compelled to post a tweet and/or photo on Twitter; It could be a person, food, or cleverly worded phrase.
That girl is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a hot girl or hot guy); This bananas foster is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a flaming dessert)
twitterlicious by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014
twitterletariat
The ordinary folks on Twitter. Everyone else on Twitter aside politicians, celebrities, ideologues and the twitterati
Lecturer : “No one believes 45 and the garbage he spews”
Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”
Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”
(Everyone in class burst out laughing)
Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”
Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”
(Everyone in class burst out laughing)
twitterletariat by luvoski November 4, 2018