The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

A stalker on Twitter who goes out of their way to dig up anything on someone so they can cancel and harass them over social media with a mob of fellow Twitter Sleuths and degenerates. As referenced prior, Twitter Sleuths are the backbone of cancel culture. Without them, Cancel Culture wouldn't exist.

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.