Twig Dick

Having a penis the shape of a stick, long and broken, always hard always poking.

Hey isnt that Kievin?
Yeah, Miranda was talking about his twig dick.

Twig Dick by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

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Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long

Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick

Twig dick by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017

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Twig Dick

When one has a dick as as thick as a twig or .25"

Keven's was told by Mirands that he had a twig dick

Twig Dick by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

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Twig Dick

When one has a dick as as thick as a twig or .25"

Keven's was told by Mirands that he had a twig dick

Twig Dick by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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