Twatty Batty Share definition Flag A pikey insult often used to describe one of their peers when they are annoyed with each other. Shut it mayte, uz bein a right twatty batty. fix up look sharp ya heard? Twatty Batty by Baconizzle January 28, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Twatty Batty mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch