Twatrimony

From "matrimony". The situation in which your friend is married to a complete tool, thus making them act like a twat.

"Hey, have you heard from Dave since he married that daft woman?"
"No, he's become a victim of twatrimony so can't speak to us anymore"

by MADmansMetalHarmony November 29, 2011

tantrimony

When you're giving testimony for a Senate confirmation hearing and it turns into a tantrum.

Brett really lost it man. What was supposed to be a rubber-stamp dog-and-pony show turned into absolute tantrimony.

by T1000inSpace October 1, 2018