Twat salad 

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

Twat salad by Cincio April 8, 2017

twat salad 

some unsuspecting bitch is eating a salad and the hamburgalar comes in and and rapes her repeatedly until she has died form not the lack of food because whenever she gets and food the hamburgalar steals it and then rapes her again while eating that bitches food.

corey godoy who lives on stygler road in gahanna ohio and loves old underaged sex loving men left one day and while he was gone his sister got the ultimate twat salad.

twat salad by stank bitch May 26, 2008

Twat salad 

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

Twat salad by Mtg187 April 1, 2017