twat rat

good old 'that time of the month' replacement for your cock.

not tonight the twat rat has beaten you to it.

by Fat Matt October 24, 2003

twat rat

-also see-lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher.
definition--a lesbian twat lover...

she is so a twat rat...look at that hair cut and her shoes...TWAT RAT!

by whoo hoo January 29, 2004

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024