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twat rat 

-also see-lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher.
definition--a lesbian twat lover...
she is so a twat rat...look at that hair cut and her shoes...TWAT RAT!
twat rat by whoo hoo January 29, 2004

Twat rat 

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe
Twat rat by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

cock to twat ratio 

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)
This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.
cock to twat ratio by _K_Y March 11, 2011

rattle twat 

rattle twat by T@NK November 4, 2013

Proudly Molested Ratty Twat

4 words to explain a whore that has s*x with taxi drivers to not pay for the ride home. Not the riding before going home...
"What does that video even mean? 🙄"
"We already told you you proudly molested ratty twat."
Proudly Molested Ratty Twat by vyevd8 September 25, 2023
Twatrat is a name given to someone that looks like a rat and acts like an idiot
man, that 'twatrat' over there is such a fucktard
Twatrat by ryan tanzi May 10, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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