1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 05, 2019
The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
by thenydondada December 10, 2013
Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
by S. P. Jarlsbeger September 02, 2008
by Missj09 November 17, 2009
I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!
by VendettaWylde April 03, 2011
twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.
by uzirider79 October 20, 2008